Top Ranked sexiest women 2009 by FHMMagazine (View Consensus)
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1. megan fox
six billion people in the world. three billion of them women. and after more than ten million votes, fhm readers worldwide have proclaimed megan fox as the sexiest woman in the world. again. only once in the competition's history has anybody retained their 100 sexiest title - j-lo back in 2001/2002 - which makes a repeat of last year's winning debut even more impressive. with a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos, she’s the junior angelina jolie (but without the orphan addiction). and as if her role in transformers wasn't enough to secure a spot as the nerd's woman of choice, she also confesses to being a fan of comic books and video games. probably only takes five minutes to get ready in the morning, too.
2. jessica alba
motherhood causes strange things to happen. things like the razzie-nominated the love guru. but, child dropped, it's back to business as usual for our 2007 champ. after a guest appearance in the office, she'll be dusting down her leathers and gyrating her way back into nerdish hearts as sin city 2's nancy callahan. but does she take her work home with her? 'most nights i end up wearing a wife-beater t-shirt and boxers.' shame. but at least you've got more in common than you thought.
3. scarlett johansson
“seriously, i really want to grab scarlett’s breasts. she’s got beautiful ones.” there you have it: evidence that the half-danish actress now makes even her female co-stars – the famously straight-laced natalie portman, in this case – come over all peculiar. women love this 24-year-old. maybe it's her integrity style and intelligence. perhaps they see her as a worthy figurehead for womanhood? or possibly, like us, they just love her epic cans, naturally pouting lips and rubenesque bottom. after 15 years of acting, johansson is now a proper movie star who can walk the line between critically-lauded period pieces such as the other boleyn girl and action fodder such as iron man 2, in which she'll be playing the black widow next year.
4. jessica biel
the minnesota-born hardbody has put her french and choctaw-indian descent to good use: when the call goes out for an ethnically ambiguous siren, biel is likely to get the gig. after beginning her career in musicals such as pro-ginger propaganda play annie, biel made her screen debut aged 15 in ulee’s gold. anyone who caught 2007's dreadful i now pronounce you chuck and larry will tell you that jessica biel isn't cut out for comedy. similarly, anyone who's ever seen her in tight trousers will confirm that she has an incredible ass. putting two and two together, the actress scored a resounding winner with her adept and agile portrayal of a stripper in powder blue, our favorite biel performance for more than one reason.
5. madeline zima
when a 16-year-old girl knows she’s attractive, she can use that power to devastating effect. which is exactly what madeline zima’s character, mia, does in californication. mia uses her feminine wiles to bed david duchovny, who doesn’t realise she’s 16. “i knew a lot of girls like her when i was 16,” she recalls, “and i was wilder than i am now by a long shot. so if i can’t relate my own experiences to her, i use people that i knew at that time who were that wild.” luckily, madeline is actually 23 – a long time since her first gig in a nappy advert in 1987. yes, in the same year that lethal weapon came out, she was two years old. “that was also the first time i ever did nudity on tv!” laughs zima. “it was the baby’s bare ass running into the towel – and once upon a time, that was my young
6. adriana lima
now entering her tenth year on the catwalk, brazilian supermodel lima is so perfect that her government uses her picture to make brazilians not mind about all that city of god stuff. a strict catholic, she was believed to be the only 28-year-old virgin left on the planet until she married on valentine's day this year. lima volunteers in an orphanage in her home town where the small boys ask her for cuddles, look down her top and then high-five each other the second that her back's turned.
7. elisha cuthbert
she's been beaten, kidnapped and shot at. hell, she's even been chased by a cougar. but you can't keep a good girl down, so, come 'day seven', kim bauer's back, pouting provocatively and running chestily. and, fantastically, 24 isn't this coquettish, top ten stalwart canadian's only showcase. no, the 27-year-old also stars in the six wives of henry lefay, a 'comedy' where she juggles six stepmothers at her father's funeral. hmmm, maybe you should stick to 24, or download the girl next door - elisha plays an ex-porn star.
8. heidi montag
other than appearing in mtv show the hills, heidi montag is famous for having a boob job, collagen lip injections and rhinoplasty, and for releasing asingle on itunes. and for saying things like: “i’m very religious, that’s how i’ve gotten to where i am today.” and although jesus is probably used to being let down by now, he can’t fail to be slightly miffed by news that montag is reportedly in negotiations with playboy. which, come to think of it, doesn’t sit too well with that other thing she said: “i plan to win an oscar.”
9. anne hathaway
famous primarily for being “that girl off the princess diaries” it’s important to know that she was most definitely 18 at the time of filming, so stare away. if you want, that is. hell, anything to avoid julie andrews. anything. in a similarly girly film role, hathaway also appeared in the oh-so-cutting exploration of fashion magazines, the devil wears prada. this is also well worth avoiding, as she doesn’t even get naked. for that, try havoc. you won’t regret it.
10. katy perry
sexuality-wise, the jury’s out. she kissed a girl. she liked it. and then she faced a barrage of criticism from both stuffy conservatives and a (slightly more effeminate) backlash from the gay community. yet somehow, her place as one of pop’s hottest new faces already seems assured. debut album one of the boys has already sold a million copies and, with saucily-attired live performances regularly playing to sell-out crowds, her success shows no sign of slowing down. in short, she’s the 21st century’s britney spears. only with more musical attitude, a less conventional look and a healthier mental state.
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